PITY, n. A failing sense of exemption, inspired by contrast.
Rhubarb: essence of stomach ache.
Heaven: A place where the wicked cease from troubling you with talk of their personal affairs, and the good listen with attention while you expound on yours.
TRUTHFUL, adj. Dumb and illiterate.
One who, professing virtues that he does not respect, secures the advantage of seeming to be what he despises.
HOMลOPATHIST, n. The humorist of the medical profession.