A revolution is a violent change of mismanagement.

Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.

The partisan strife in which the people of the country are permitted to periodically engage does not tend to the development of ugly traits of character, but merely discloses those that preexist.

Opposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the government from running amuck by hamstringing it.

Rome has seven sacraments, but the Protestant churches, being less prosperous, feel that they can afford only two, and these of inferior sanctity.

The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.

A modern school where football is taught.