A revolution is a violent change of mismanagement.

COMPULSION, n. The eloquence of power.

Brain, v. [as in "to brain"]: To rebuke bluntly, but not pointedly; to dispel a source of error in an opponent.

PRICE, n. Value, plus a reasonable sum for the wear and tear of conscience in demanding it.

An old wine-bibber having been smashed in a railway collision, some wine was poured on his lips to revive him.

PRESIDENT, n. The leading figure in a small group of men of whom - and of whom only - it is positively known that immense numbers of their countrymen did not want any of them for President.

Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.