A revolution is a violent change of mismanagement.

GRAVE, n. A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student.

Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.

GUILLOTINE, n. A machine which makes a Frenchman shrug his shoulders with good reason.

NOTORIETY, n. The fame of one's competitor for public honors. The kind of renown most accessible and acceptable to mediocrity. A Jacob's-ladder leading to the vaudeville stage, with angels ascending and descending.

Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.

TRUCE, n. Friendship.