Truth - An ingenious compound of desirability and appearance.

PREFERENCE, n. A sentiment, or frame of mind, induced by the erroneous belief that one thing is better than another.

Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.

The most intolerant advocate is he who is trying to convince himself.

PRESBYTERIAN, n. One who holds the conviction that the government authorities of the Church should be called presbyters.

SATIETY, n. The feeling that one has for the plate after he has eaten its contents, madam.

ELECTOR, n. One who enjoys the sacred privilege of voting for the man of another man's choice.