Truth - An ingenious compound of desirability and appearance.

MANICHEISM, n. The ancient Persian doctrine of an incessant warfare between Good and Evil. When Good gave up the fight the Persians joined the victorious Opposition.

Achievement; the death of endeavor and the birth of disgust.

RUBBISH, n. Worthless matter, such as the religions, philosophies, literatures, arts and sciences of the tribes infesting the regions lying due south from Boreaplas.

If you want to read a perfect book there is only one way: write it.

Experience is a revelation in the light of which we renounce our errors of youth for those of age.

A system of pitfalls thoughtfully prepared for the feet for the self-made man, along the path by which he advances to distinction.