Truth - An ingenious compound of desirability and appearance.

An auctioneer is a man who proclaims with a hammer that he has picked a pocket with his tongue.

GRAVE, n. A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student.

PYRRHONISM- An ancient philosophy, named for its inventor. It consisted of an absolute disbelief in everything but Pyrrhonism. Its modern professors have added that.

Appeal. In law, to put the dice into the box for another throw.

Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.

ACCOUNTABILITY, n. The mother of caution.