Feast, n. A festival. A religious celebration usually signalized by gluttony and drunkenness, frequently in honor of some holy person distinguished for abstemiousness.
Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
MEDICINE, n. A stone flung down the Bowery to kill a dog in Broadway.
Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
Empty wine bottles have a bad opinion of women.