Truth - An ingenious compound of desirability and appearance.

PLATONIC, adj. Pertaining to the philosophy of Socrates. Platonic Love is a fool's name for the affection between a disability and a frost.

BEG, v. To ask for something with an earnestness proportioned to the belief that it will not be given.

Indigestion: A disease which the patient and his friends frequently mistake for deep religious conviction and concern for the salvation of mankind. As the simple Red Man of the Western Wild put it, with, it must be confessed, a certain force: 'Plenty well, no pray; big belly ache, heap God.'

Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.

Definition: CONNOISSEUR, n. A specialist who knows everything about something and nothing about anything else.

ART, n. This word has no definition. Its origin is related by the ingenious Father Gassalasca Jape as "One day a wag - what would the wretch be at? Shifted a letter of the cipher RAT, And said it was a god's name! . . ."