When in Rome, do as Rome does.
SATIETY, n. The feeling that one has for the plate after he has eaten its contents, madam.
POETRY, n. A form of expression peculiar to the Land beyond the Magazines.
OPIATE, n. An unlocked door in the prison of Identity. It leads into the jail yard.
Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
PRESIDENT, n. The leading figure in a small group of men of whom - and of whom only - it is positively known that immense numbers of their countrymen did not want any of them for President.