The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

RIDICULE, n. Words designed to show that the person of whom they are uttered is devoid of the dignity of character distinguishing him who utters them.

Dog - a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship.

EXHORT, v.t. In religious affairs, to put the conscience of another upon the spit and roast it to a nut-brown discomfort.

DIAPHRAGM, n. A muscular partition separating disorders of the chest from disorders of the bowels.

HAND, n. A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.

PANDEMONIUM, n. Literally, the Place of All the Demons. Most of them have escaped into politics and finance, and the place is now used as a lecture hall by the Audible Reformer.