Wine, madam, is God's next best gift to man.
EXCEPTION, n. A thing which takes the liberty to differ from other things of its class, as an honest man, a truthful woman, etc.
Cynicism is that blackguard defect of vision which compels us to see the world as it is, instead of as it should be.
Inhumanity, n. One of the signal and characteristic qualities of humanity.
A lottery is a tax on stupidity.
Duck-bill, n. Your account at your restaurant during the canvas-back season.