Erudition - dust shaken out of a book into an empty skull.
Congratulations is the civility of envy.
Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
Christian - One who follows the teachings of Christ insofar as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin.
He laughs best who laughs least.
PHILISTINE, n. One whose mind is the creature of its environment, following the fashion in thought, feeling and sentiment. He is sometimes learned, frequently prosperous, commonly clean and always solemn.