Historian - a broad-gauge gossip.
Cynic, n: a blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.
ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
He laughs best who laughs least.
INTENTION, n. The mind's sense of the prevalence of one set of influences over another set; an effect whose cause is the imminence, immediate or remote, of the performance of an involuntary act.
Dog - a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship.