Destiny: A tyrant's authority for crime and a fool's excuse for failure.
NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient.
I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are Democrats.
Litigant. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones.
What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
Advice, the smallest current coin.