Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic.

NIRVANA- In the Buddhist religion, a state of pleasurable annihilation awarded to the wise, particularly to those wise enough to understand it.

Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.

Hurry n: The dispatch of bunglers.

IMPALE, v.t. In popular usage, to pierce with any weapon which remains fixed in the wound . . . . properly, to put to death by thrusting an upright sharp stake into the body, the victim being left in a sitting position.

A rabbit's foot may bring good luck to you, but it brought none to the rabbit.

PREFERENCE, n. A sentiment, or frame of mind, induced by the erroneous belief that one thing is better than another.