DEPENDENT, adj. Reliant upon another's generosity for the support which you are not in a position to exact from his fears.

Friendship: A ship big enough for two in fair weather, but only one in foul.

LANGUAGE, n. The music with which we charm the serpents guarding another's treasure.

Deliberation, n.: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on.

Brain: an apparatus with which we think that we think. Mind, n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain.

FORCE, n. "Force is but might," the teacher said p/ "That definition's just."/ The boy said naught but throught instead,/ Remembering his pounded head:/ "Force is not might but must!"

Boundary, n. In political geography, an imaginary line between two nations, separating the imaginary rights of one from the imaginary rights of another.