READING, n. The general body of what one reads. In our country it consists, as a rule, of Indiana novels, short stories in "dialect" and humor in slang.

Liberty: One of Imagination's most precious possessions.

Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.

UXORIOUSNESS, n. A perverted affection that has strayed to one's own wife.

Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.

CARNIVOROUS, adj. Addicted to the cruelty of devouring the timorous vegetarian, his heirs and assigns.

Abscond - to move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.