SCRAP-BOOK, n. A book that is commonly edited by a fool. Many persons of some small distinction compile scrap-books containing whatever they happen to read about themselves or employ others to collect.

PATRIOT, n. One to whom the interests of a part seem superior to those of the whole. The dupe of statesmen and the tool of conquerors.

Book - Learning : The dunce's derisive term for all knowledge that transcends his own impertinent ignorance.

Wine, madam, is God's next best gift to man.

MUSTANG, n. An indocile horse of the western plains. In English society, the American wife of an English nobleman.

ZEUS /n./ The chief of Grecian gods, adored by the Romans as Jupiter and by the modern Americans as God, Gold, Mob and Dog.

PANTOMIME, n. A play in which the story is told without violence to the language. The least disagreeable form of dramatic action.