SCRAP-BOOK, n. A book that is commonly edited by a fool. Many persons of some small distinction compile scrap-books containing whatever they happen to read about themselves or employ others to collect.

CUI BONO? [Latin] What good would that do "me"?

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

IMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership.

MONKEY, n. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees.

The Senate is a body of old men charged with high duties and misdemeanors.

The speech of one who utters with his tongue what he thinks with his ear, and feels the pride of a creator in accomplishing the feat of a parrot. A means (under Providence) of setting up as a wit without a capital of sense.