SCRAP-BOOK, n. A book that is commonly edited by a fool. Many persons of some small distinction compile scrap-books containing whatever they happen to read about themselves or employ others to collect.

A malefactor who atones for making your writing nonsense by permitting the compositor to make it unintelligible.

Distance, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs and keep.

The speech of one who utters with his tongue what he thinks with his ear, and feels the pride of a creator in accomplishing the feat of a parrot. A means (under Providence) of setting up as a wit without a capital of sense.

Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.

Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.

Here's to woman! Would that we could fold into her arms without falling into her hands.