ZENITH, n. The point in the heavens directly overhead to a man standing or a growing cabbage. A man in bed or a cabbage in the pot is not considered as having a zenith, though Horizontalists hold that the posture of the body was immaterial.

Finance is the art or science of managing revenues and resources for the best advantage of the manager

An absolute monarchy is one in which the sovereign does as he pleases so long as he pleases the assassins.

Christian - One who follows the teachings of Christ insofar as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

GRAPESHOT, n. An argument which the future is preparing in answer to the demands of American Socialism.

In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.