A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.

MONSIGNOR- A high ecclesiastical title, of which the Founder of our religion overlooked the advantages.

LANGUAGE, n. The music with which we charm the serpents guarding another's treasure.

LOGANIMITY, n. The disposition to endure injury with meek forbearance while maturing a plan of revenge.

In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.

RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.

Alien - an American sovereign in his probationary state.