PILGRIM, n. A traveler that is taken seriously. A Pilgrim Father was one who [was] not permitted to sing psalms through his nose [in Europe], followed it to Massachusetts, where he could personate God according to the dictates of his conscience.

An old wine-bibber having been smashed in a railway collision, some wine was poured on his lips to revive him.

CARNIVOROUS, adj. Addicted to the cruelty of devouring the timorous vegetarian, his heirs and assigns.

DECIDE, v.i. To succumb to the preponderance of one set of influences over another set.

Houseless: Having paid all taxes on household goods.

OPIATE, n. An unlocked door in the prison of Identity. It leads into the jail yard.

CANNON, n. An instrument employed in the rectification of national boundaries.