Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.

An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.

Intolerance is natural and logical, for in every dissenting opinion lies an assumption of superior wisdom.

ACKNOWLEDGE, v.t. To confess. Acknowledgment of one another's faults is the highest duty imposed by our love of truth.

LIVER, n. A large red organ thoughtfully provided by nature to be bilious with. The sentiments and emotions which every literary anatomist now knows to haunt the heart were anciently believed to infest the liver; and even Gascoygne, speaking of the emotional side of human nature, calls it "our hepaticall parte." It was at one time considered the seat of life; hence its name- liver, the thing we live with.

I think I think, therefore I think I am.