Respectability, n. The offspring of a liaison between a bald head and a bank account.

Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows.

Kiss. n. A word invented by the poets as a rhyme for "bliss".

The poor man's price of admittance to the favor of the rich is his self-respect.

OBSOLETE, adj. No longer used by the timid. Said chiefly of words. A word which some lexicographer has marked obsolete is ever thereafter an object of dread and loathing to the fool writer . . .

RITE, n. A religious or semi-religious ceremony fixed by law, precept or custom, with the essential oil of sincerity carefully squeezed out of it.

Democracy is defended in 3 stages. Ballot Box, Jury Box, Cartridge Box.