The best kind of onion soup is the simplest kind.
Advice, the smallest current coin.
Genealogy, n. An account of one's descent from a man who did not particularly care to trace his own.
Pun: A form of wit, to which wise men stoop and fools aspire
He laughs best who laughs least.
I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are Democrats.