Behavior, n. Conduct, as determined, not by principle, but by breeding.

A king's staff of office, the sign and symbol of his authority. It was originally a mace with which the sovereign admonished his jester and vetoed ministerial measures by breaking the bones of their proponents.

Christian, n.: one who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.

A penny saved is a penny to squander.

CALLOUS, adj. Gifted with great fortitude to bear the evils afflicting another.

RESPIRATOR, n. An apparatus fitted over the nose and mouth of an inhabitant of London, whereby to filter the visible universe in its passage to the lungs.

Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.