Behavior, n. Conduct, as determined, not by principle, but by breeding.

FIB, n. A lie that has not cut its teeth. An habitual liar's nearest approach to truth: the perigee of his eccentric orbit.

PIE, n. An advance agent of the reaper whose name is Indigestion.

MOUSE, n. An animal which strews its path with fainting women.

MONAD, n. The ultimate, indivisible unit of matter (see Molecule). The monad has body without bulk, and mind without manifestation - containing all the powers and possibilities needful to his evolution into a German philosopher . .

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

A statesman who shakes the fruit trees of his neighbors - to dislodge the worms.