Behavior, n. Conduct, as determined, not by principle, but by breeding.

REFERENDUM, n. A law for submission of proposed legislation to a popular vote to learn the nonsensus of public opinion.

An ingenious compound of desirability and appearance. Discovery of truth is the sole purpose of philosophy, which is the most ancient occupation of the human mind and has a fair prospect of existing with increasing activity to the end of time.

APOTHECARY, n. The physician's accomplice, undertaker's benefactor and grave worm's provider

Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.

PANTOMIME, n. A play in which the story is told without violence to the language. The least disagreeable form of dramatic action.

PHOTOGRAPH, n. A picture painted by the sun without instruction in art. It is a little better than the work of an Apache, but not quite so good as that of a Cheyenne.