APOTHECARY, n. The physician's accomplice, undertaker's benefactor and grave worm's provider

THEOSOPHY, n. An ancient faith having all the certitude of religion and all the mystery of science.

RICH, adj. Holding in trust and subject to an accounting the property of the indolent, the incompetent, the unthrifty, the envious and the luckless.

SATIETY, n. The feeling that one has for the plate after he has eaten its contents, madam.

Life - a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.

REFERENDUM, n. A law for submission of proposed legislation to a popular vote to learn the nonsensus of public opinion.

In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.