Empty wine bottles have a bad opinion of women.

It is evident that skepticism, while it makes no actual change in man, always makes him feel better.

SORCERY, n. The ancient prototype and forerunner of political influence. It was, however, deemed less respectable and sometimes was punished by torture and death.

Dance, v.i. To leap about to the sound of tittering music, preferably with arms about your neighbor's wife or daughter. There are many kinds of dances, but all those requiring the participation of the two sexes have two characteristics in common: they are conspicuously innocent, and warmly loved by the vicious.

SEINE, n. A kind of net for effecting an involuntary change of environment. For fish it is made strong and coarse, but women are more easily taken with a singularly delicate fabric weighted with small, cut stones.

IMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership.

San Francisco is the place where most people were last seen