A bad workman quarrels with the man who calls him that.
REPENTANCE, n. The faithful attendant and follower of Punishment. It is usually manifest in a degree of reformation that is not inconsistent with continuity of sin.
LANGUAGE, n. The music with which we charm the serpents guarding another's treasure.
MOUSE, n. An animal which strews its path with fainting women.
Behavior, n. Conduct, as determined, not by principle, but by breeding.
EAT, v.i. To perform successively (and successfully) the functions of mastication, humectation, and deglutition.