An absolute monarchy is one in which the sovereign does as he pleases so long as he pleases the assassins.
Ambrose BierceWHANGDEPOOTENAWAH, n. In the Ojibwa tongue, disaster; an unexpected affliction that strikes hard.
Ambrose BierceA person of greater enterprise than discretion, who in embracing an opportunity has formed an unfortunate attachment.
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