Male, A member of the unconsidered or negligible gender. The male of the human race is commonly known to the female as Mere Man. The Genus has two varieties: good providers and bad providers.

HERMIT, n. A person whose vices and follies are not sociable.

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.

ORTHODOX, n. An ox wearing the popular religious joke.

Inexpedient: Not calculated to advance one's interests.

CAVILER, n. A critic of our own work.

ACCOUNTABILITY, n. The mother of caution.