CLERGYMAN, n. A man who undertakes the management of our spiritual affairs as a method of better his temporal ones.

ZEUS /n./ The chief of Grecian gods, adored by the Romans as Jupiter and by the modern Americans as God, Gold, Mob and Dog.

NOTORIETY, n. The fame of one's competitor for public honors. The kind of renown most accessible and acceptable to mediocrity. A Jacob's-ladder leading to the vaudeville stage, with angels ascending and descending.

Inexpedient: Not calculated to advance one's interests.

NECTAR, n. A drink served at banquets of the Olympian deities. The secret of its preparation is lost, but the modern Kentuckians believe that they come pretty near to a knowledge of its chief ingredient.

REAR, n. In American military matters, that exposed part of the army that is nearest to Congress.

CAVILER, n. A critic of our own work.