Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable.

PLATONIC, adj. Pertaining to the philosophy of Socrates. Platonic Love is a fool's name for the affection between a disability and a frost.

MATERIAL, adj. Having an actual existence, as distinguished from an imaginary one. Important.

BAIT, n. A preparation that renders the hook more palatable. The best kind is beauty.

Alligator: The crocodile of America, superior in every detail to the crocodile of the effete monarchies of the Old World.

Liberty is one of the imagination's most precious possessions.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.