Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable.

Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook.

Fear has no brains; it is an idiot. The dismal witness that it bears and the cowardly counsel that it whispers are unrelated.

Liberty: One of Imagination's most precious possessions.

Aristocrats: n. fellows that wear downy hats and clean shirts - guilty of education and suspected of bank accounts.

Censor, n. An officer of certain governments, employed to supress the works of genius. Among the Romans the censor was an inspector of public morals, but the public morals of modern nations will not bear inspection.

In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.