THEOSOPHY, n. An ancient faith having all the certitude of religion and all the mystery of science.
DISCUSSION, n. A method of confirming others in their errors.
RUSSIAN, n. A person with a Caucasian body and a Mongolian soul. A Tartar Emetic.
Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
Liar: A lawyer with a roving commission.
PHYSIOGNOMY, n. The art of determining the character of another by the resemblances and differences between his face and our own, which is the standard of excellence.