LOGANIMITY, n. The disposition to endure injury with meek forbearance while maturing a plan of revenge.

PLAGIARIZE, v. To take the thought or style of another writer whom one has never, never read.

Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain.

Suffrage, noun. Expression of opinion by means of a ballot. The right of suffrage (which is held to be both a privilege and a duty) means, as commonly interpreted, the right to vote for the man of another man's choice, and is highly prized.

POLITICIAN, n. An eel in the fundamental mud upon which the superstructure of organized society is reared. When he wriggles, he mistakes the agitation of his tail for the trembling of the edifice.

Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

MONUMENT, n. A structure intended to commemorate something which either needs no commemoration or cannot be commemorated.