Who never doubted, never half believed. Where doubt is, there truth is - it is her shadow.

Eloquence, n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it appears to be. It includes the gift of making any color appear white.

Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.

RADICALISM, n. The conservatism of to-morrow injected into the affairs of to-day.

MAN, n. An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be.

TRUTHFUL, adj. Dumb and illiterate.

MAGNETISM, n. Something acting upon a magnet. The two definitions immediately foregoing are condensed from the works of one thousand eminent scientists, who have illuminated the subject with a great white light, to the inexpressible advancement of human knowledge.