Who never doubted, never half believed. Where doubt is, there truth is - it is her shadow.

IMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership.

Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

Learning -the kind of ignorance affected by (and affecting) civilized races, as distinguished from ignorance, the sort of learning incurred by savages. See nonsense.

REFERENDUM, n. A law for submission of proposed legislation to a popular vote to learn the nonsensus of public opinion.

The fact that boys are allowed to exist at all is evidence of a remarkable Christian forebearance among men.

A system of pitfalls thoughtfully prepared for the feet for the self-made man, along the path by which he advances to distinction.