INJUSTICE, n. A burden which of all those that we load upon others and carry ourselves is lightest in the hands and heaviest upon the back.
ORTHODOX, n. An ox wearing the popular religious joke.
ANTIPATHY, n. The sentiment inspired by one's friend's friend.
The fact that boys are allowed to exist at all is evidence of a remarkable Christian forebearance among men.
The best kind of onion soup is the simplest kind.
Compromise, n. Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary the satisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and is deprived of nothing except what was justly his due.