YESTERDAY, n. The infancy of youth, the youth of manhood, the entire past of age.
Immigrant: An unenlightened person who thinks one country better than another.
Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
God alone knows the future, but only an historian can alter the past.
PRE-ADAMITE, n. One of an experimental and apparently unsatisfactory race of antedated Creation. . . . Little its known of them beyond the fact that they supplied Cain with a wife and theologians with a controversy.