Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon.

OSTRICH, n. A large bird to which (for its sins, doubtless) nature has denied that hinder toe . . . . The absence of a good working pair of wings is no defect, for, as has been ingeniously pointed out, the ostrich does not fly.

BATH, n. A kind of mystic ceremony substituted for religious worship, with what spiritual efficacy has not been determined.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

As a means of dispensing formulated ignorance our boasted public school system is not without merit; it spreads out education sufficiently thin to give everyone enough to make him a more competent fool than he would have been without it.

You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian, ... but it probably helps.

Houseless: Having paid all taxes on household goods.