Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook.
Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.
HERMIT, n. A person whose vices and follies are not sociable.
God alone knows the future, but only an historian can alter the past.
Politeness, n: The most acceptable hypocrisy.