Forgetfulness - a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.
Infidel, n. In New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in Constantinople, one who does.
Absence blots people out. We really have no absent friends.
Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
Peace in international affairs: a period of cheating between periods of fighting
DISCUSSION, n. A method of confirming others in their errors.