All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo.
PUSH, n. One of the two things mainly conducive to success, especially in politics. The other is Pull.
OYSTER, n. A slimy, gobby shellfish which civilization gives men the hardihood to eat without removing its entrails! The shells are sometimes given to the poor.
The best kind of onion soup is the simplest kind.
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.