Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

EXECUTIVE, n. An officer of the Government, whose duty it is to enforce the wishes of the legislative power until such time as the judicial department shall be pleased to pronounce them invalid and of no effect.

PLEONASM, n. An army of words escorting a corporal of thought.

To bother about the best method of accomplishing an accidental result.

PIANO, n. A parlor utensil for subduing the impenitent visitor. It is operated by depressing the keys of the machine and the spirits of the audience.

Aborigines, n.: Persons of little worth found cumbering the soil of a newly discovered country. They soon cease to cumber; they fertilize.

A chop is a piece of leather skillfully attached to a bone and administered to the patients at restaurants.