Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

REPRESENTATIVE, n. In national politics, a member of the Lower House in this world, and without discernible hope of promotion in the next.

A lottery is a tax on stupidity.

Advice: The suggestions you give someone else which you hope will work for your benefit.

Disobey n:To celebrate with an appropriate ceremony the maturity of a command

Introduction - a social ceremony invented by the devil for the gratification of his servants and the plaguing of his enemies.

Litigant. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones.