Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.

ARENA, n. In politics, an imaginary rat-pit in which the statesman wrestles with his record.

Insurrection. An unsuccessful revolution; disaffection's failure to substitute misrule for bad government.

In the algebra of psychology, X stands for a woman's heart.

RADICALISM, n. The conservatism of to-morrow injected into the affairs of to-day.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Patriotism is as fierce as a fever, pitiless as the grave, blind as a stone, and irrational as a headless hen.