MINISTER, n. An agent of a higher power with a lower responsibility. In diplomacy, an officer sent into a foreign country as the visible embodiment of his sovereign's hostility.

Introduction - a social ceremony invented by the devil for the gratification of his servants and the plaguing of his enemies.

Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable.

Achievement; the death of endeavor and the birth of disgust.

QUEEN, n. A woman by whom the realm is ruled when there is a king, and through whom it is ruled when there is not.

NOMINATE, v. To designate for the heaviest political assessment. To put forward a suitable person to incur the mudgobbling and deadcatting of the opposition.

HOMŒOPATHIST, n. The humorist of the medical profession.