While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands, you are safe, for you can watch both his.
Ambrose BierceAnoint, v.: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery.
Ambrose BierceINFALAPSARIAN, n. One who ventures to believe that Adam need not have sinned unless he had a mind to - in opposition to the Supralapsarians, who hold that that luckless person's fall was decreed from the beginning.
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