Glutton- A person who escapes the evils of moderation by committing dyspepsia.

FROG, n. A reptile with edible legs

Loquacity, n. A disorder which renders the sufferer unable to curb his tongue when you wish to talk.

Epitaph: An inscription on a tomb showing that virtues acquired by death have a retroactive effect.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

An ingenious compound of desirability and appearance. Discovery of truth is the sole purpose of philosophy, which is the most ancient occupation of the human mind and has a fair prospect of existing with increasing activity to the end of time.

Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.