Glutton- A person who escapes the evils of moderation by committing dyspepsia.

PYRRHONISM- An ancient philosophy, named for its inventor. It consisted of an absolute disbelief in everything but Pyrrhonism. Its modern professors have added that.

Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.

One who, professing virtues that he does not respect, secures the advantage of seeming to be what he despises.

WITCH, n. (1) Any ugly and repulsive old woman, in a wicked league with the devil. (2) A beautiful and attractive young woman, in wickedness a league beyond the devil.

INTENTION, n. The mind's sense of the prevalence of one set of influences over another set; an effect whose cause is the imminence, immediate or remote, of the performance of an involuntary act.

IMPOSTOR n. A rival aspirant to public honors.