RADICALISM, n. The conservatism of to-morrow injected into the affairs of to-day.

Religions are conclusions for which the facts of nature supply no major premises.

Heaven: A place where the wicked cease from troubling you with talk of their personal affairs, and the good listen with attention while you expound on yours.

The god of the world's leading religion.

Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else

RIGHTEOUSNESS, n. A sturdy virtue that was once found among the Pantidoodles inhabiting the lower part of the peninsula of Oque. Some feeble attempts were made by returned missionaries to introduce it into several European countries . .

Trial. A formal inquiry designed to prove and put upon record the blameless characters of judges, advocates and jurors.