PHYSICIAN, n. One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well.
CANNON, n. An instrument employed in the rectification of national boundaries.
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
CONSOLATION, n. The knowledge that a better man is more unfortunate than yourself.
An immaterial but visible being that inhabited the air when the air was an element and before it was fatally polluted with factory smoke, sewer gas and similar products of civilization.
A bad workman quarrels with the man who calls him that.