RECREATION, n. A particular kind of dejection to relieve a general fatigue.
SYCOPHANT- One who approaches Greatness on his belly so that he may not be commanded to turn and be kicked. He is sometimes an editor.
THEOSOPHY, n. An ancient faith having all the certitude of religion and all the mystery of science.
A violin is the revenge exacted by the intestines of a dead cat.
RATTLESNAKE, n. Our prostrate brother, "Homo ventrambulans".
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.