Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Friendship: A ship big enough for two in fair weather, but only one in foul.
SATIETY, n. The feeling that one has for the plate after he has eaten its contents, madam.
The best kind of onion soup is the simplest kind.
PERIPATETIC, adj. Walking about. Relating to the philosophy of Aristotle, who, while expounding it, moved from place to place in order to avoid his pupil's objections. A needless precaution - they knew no more of the matter than he.
You can effect a change of robbers every four years. Inestimable privilege - to pull off the glutted leech and attach the lean one! And you can not even choose among the lean leeches, but must accept those designated by the programmers and showmen who have the reptiles on tap!