INFALAPSARIAN, n. One who ventures to believe that Adam need not have sinned unless he had a mind to - in opposition to the Supralapsarians, who hold that that luckless person's fall was decreed from the beginning.
A lottery is a tax on stupidity.
HUSBAND, n. One who, having dined, is charged with the care of the plate.
Ambidextrous, adj.: Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.
A popular vote to ascertain the will of the sovereign.
Miss: A title with which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market. Miss, Misses (Mrs.) and Mister (Mr.) are the three most distinctly disagreeable words in the language, in sound and sense.