Inexpedient: Not calculated to advance one's interests.
EMOTION, n. A prostrating disease caused by a determination of the heart to the head. It is sometimes accompanied by a copious discharge of hydrated chloride of sodium from the eyes.
Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
PIRACY, n. Commerce without its folly-swaddles, just as God made it.
BEGGAR, n. One who has relied on the assistance of his friends.
Christians and camels receive their burdens kneeling.