Age - That period of life in which we compound for the vices that remain by reviling those we have no longer the vigor to commit.

Prescription: A physician's guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.

BODY-SNATCHER, n. A robber of grave-worms. One who supplies the young physicians with that with which the old physicians have supplied the undertaker.

FORMA PAUPERIS. [Latin] In the character of a poor person - a method by which a litigant without money for lawyers is considerately permitted to lose his case.

LEAD, n. A heavy blue-gray metal much used in giving stability to light lovers - particularly to those who love not wisely but other men's wives.

Income is the natural and rational gauge and measure of respectability.

Prejudice - a vagrant opinion without visible means of support.