REASON, n. Propensitate of prejudice.
Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
PROBOSCIS, n. The rudimentary organ of an elephant which serves him in place of the knife-and-fork that Evolution has as yet denied him. For purposes of humor it is popularly called a trunk.
Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Patriotism: The first resort of a scoundrel.
Damning, with bell, book and candle / Some sinner whose opinions are a scandal. / A rite permitting Satan to enslave him / Forever, and forbidding Christ to save him.