Christians and camels receive their burdens kneeling.
GRAPESHOT, n. An argument which the future is preparing in answer to the demands of American Socialism.
Aristocrats: n. fellows that wear downy hats and clean shirts - guilty of education and suspected of bank accounts.
Rhubarb: essence of stomach ache.
No country is so wild and difficult but men will make it a theater of war.
Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.