Cynicism is that blackguard defect of vision which compels us to see the world as it is, instead of as it should be.

PITY, n. A failing sense of exemption, inspired by contrast.

Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.

HAND, n. A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.

An egotist is a person of low taste - more interested in himself than in me.

Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

Truth - An ingenious compound of desirability and appearance.