Laziness. Unwarranted repose of manner in a person of low degree.

ZEUS /n./ The chief of Grecian gods, adored by the Romans as Jupiter and by the modern Americans as God, Gold, Mob and Dog.

FREEBOOTER, n. A conqueror in a small way of business, whose annexations lack of the sanctifying merit of magnitude.

PRESIDE, v. To guide the action of a deliberative body to a desirable result. In Journalese, to perform upon a musical instrument; as, "He presided at the piccolo."

IMPENITENCE, n. A state of mind intermediate in point of time between sin and punishment.

REASON, v.i. To weight probabilities in the scales of desire.

Theology is a thing of unreason altogether, an edifice of assumptions and dreams, a superstructure without a substructure