Laziness. Unwarranted repose of manner in a person of low degree.

Distance, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs and keep.

Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.

Sabbath - a weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh.

Reverence for the Supreme Being, based upon His supposed resemblance to man. The pig is taught by sermons and epistles / To think the God of Swine has snout and bristles.

Here's to woman! Would that we could fold into her arms without falling into her hands.

DEJEUNER, n. The breakfast of an American who has been in Paris. Variously pronounced.