EAT, v.i. To perform successively (and successfully) the functions of mastication, humectation, and deglutition.
Ambrose BiercePIGMY, n. One of a tribe of very small men found by ancient travelers in many parts of the world, but by modern in Central Africa only. The Pigmies are so called to distinguish them from the bulkier Caucasians - who are Hogmies.
Ambrose BierceWAR, n. A by-product of the arts of peace. The most menacing political condition is a period of international amity.
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