A bad workman quarrels with the man who calls him that.

PAIN, n. An uncomfortable frame of mind that may have a physical basis in something that is being done to the body, or may be purely mental, caused by the good fortune of another.

MACE, n. A staff of office signifying authority. Its form, that of a heavy club, indicates its original purpose and use in dissuading from dissent.

FROG, n. A reptile with edible legs

BEGGAR, n. One who has relied on the assistance of his friends.

General," said the commander of the delinquent brigade, "I am persuaded that any further display of valor by my troops will bring them into collision with the enemy.

Adolescence: A stage between infancy and adultery.