Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent.
Experience is a revelation in the light of which we renounce our errors of youth for those of age.
OBLIVION, n. Cold storage for high hopes. A place where ambitious authors meet their works without pride and their betters without envy. A dormitory without an alarm clock.
True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.
Habit: A shackle for the free.
MIND, n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain. Its chief activity consists in the endeavour to ascertain its own nature, the futility of the attempt being due to the fact that it has nothing but itself to know itself with.