ENTERTAINMENT, n. Any kind of amusement whose inroads stop short of death by injection.

Age - That period of life in which we compound for the vices that remain by reviling those we have no longer the vigor to commit.

Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.

HAND, n. A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.

Revelation: a famous book in which St. John the Divine concealed all that he knew. The revealing is done by the commentators, who know nothing.

Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.

Intolerance is natural and logical, for in every dissenting opinion lies an assumption of superior wisdom.