ENTERTAINMENT, n. Any kind of amusement whose inroads stop short of death by injection.

Labor is one of the processes by which A acquires property for B.

LECTURER, n. One with his hand in your pocket, his tongue in your ear and his faith in your patience.

While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands, you are safe, for you can watch both his.

Scriptures - The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.

INJUSTICE, n. A burden which of all those that we load upon others and carry ourselves is lightest in the hands and heaviest upon the back.

PROJECTILE, n. The final arbiter in international disputes. With the growth of prudence in military affairs the projectile came more and more into favor, and is now held in high esteem by the most courageous.