Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.

Achievement; the death of endeavor and the birth of disgust.

Kiss. n. A word invented by the poets as a rhyme for "bliss".

Book - Learning : The dunce's derisive term for all knowledge that transcends his own impertinent ignorance.

A leech who, having penetrated the shell of a turtle only to find that the creature has long been dead, deems it expedient to form a new attachment to a fresh turtle.

A miracle is an act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king.

FORCE, n. "Force is but might," the teacher said p/ "That definition's just."/ The boy said naught but throught instead,/ Remembering his pounded head:/ "Force is not might but must!"