Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.

TRUCE, n. Friendship.

I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.

To be positive is to be mistaken at the top of one's voice.

LIVER, n. A large red organ thoughtfully provided by nature to be bilious with. The liver is heaven's best gift to the goose; without it that bird would be unable to supply us with the Strasbourg "pate".

LOGANIMITY, n. The disposition to endure injury with meek forbearance while maturing a plan of revenge.

I think love is the most unbelievable, and critical, thing in civilization. Everything else is very mechanical and predictable, but love, you can't catch it.